Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020

Gonker

A gonker is a type of term that describes a mans genitalia as massive and girthy as well

“Oh my god Sasha, Tre ripped my pussy apart with his massive Gonker”

by BabyToon04 January 23, 2021

gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.

“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”

by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021

Gonk

Gert Long C**k.

‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’

by bxxxraaa April 21, 2021

Gonk

Gert long c**k

He has a gonk.

by catmaster18 April 21, 2021

gonkempirebckup

An idiot who think urban dictionary is a valid site

gonkempirebckup Thinks invalid sources are true

by Djsksk April 25, 2021

Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut

You gonk!

by Liezee April 30, 2021