global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007

Squad Goal

(skwäd/ɡōl) (noun) (plural noun: squad goals): an inspirational term for what you’d like your group of friends to be or accomplish. Used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.

I think on Saturday we should go see Bao Bao, at the National Zoo. She is so funny when she eats all of that bamboo, Squad Goals.

by SquadGoals100 July 1, 2015

Cock goalie

The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."

Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

gobble cock

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you

your ho is a major gobble cock

by twisted dick September 4, 2003

own goal perk

An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.

A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.

God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!

by Tron Adams May 31, 2007

Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

by Gr8 August 20, 2009

gobble

the act of giving head to a man in a manner that is similar to inhaling a large slab of meat

man look at your mom gobble that

by kyle glazier November 12, 2003