Goude

Pronounced Gowdy, but looks like Gouda, reminiscent of the smeg cheese that forms in unmentionable places.

A sexual act involving an older man's limb stump penetrating another man's asshole for pleasure and/or domination purposes. Both men must claim to be straight and be in personal relationships with women. If the person receiving the Goude takes a bath once a month, this makes the act more authentic. Commonly performed in institutions of higher learning between two staff members.

Person 1: "Hey, what was going on in the IT office last night?"
Person 2: "Apparently, the old guy gave the unwashed weirdo a Goude after everyone went home."

by HomoShit November 18, 2009

gloup

This is what cats do when they claw into you whilst you are petting them.

The cat commenced it's, most annoying, glouping of my leg; whilst I was petting it.

by D.B.C. July 2, 2004

Gload

Good load

it can be used as a pick up line for guys

for example a guy could go to a woman and say damn you have a gload

by Bourne Dead July 5, 2011

Glouche

A person who transcends being merely glib, or merely a douche and becomes both things.

When he disagreed with you, James often became an unbearable glouche.

by mszprejda October 20, 2008

gloyd

Person only having one nut.

Haha Coach Lesordo is a fuckin gloyd.

by iij February 7, 2005

Gouda

the definition of gouda chalupa ,scrilla ,scratch ,paypa ,yaypa ,capital ,bread , cheddar, cabbage ,lettuce ,fedral reserve notes ,fetti ,yetti ,cheese ,doe ,or for you square ass beezes money stait up cash

"we gettin chalupa rap cheese in a rubberband call it the gouda"

"gouda means cheese and cheese means yaper you squares square butts"

man them yay boys be gettin hella gouda

by yungthizz April 26, 2006

gludius maximaphobia

the fear of the gludius maximus(butt,ass)

gludius maximaphobia is a serious problem for many people.

by wewewewewe September 15, 2007