Golf Gestapo

In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri

*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"

M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"

Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."

M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."

Starter: "Receipt or no play."

M.B.: "Jawohl!"

by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022

good-will gesture cancel

when you go visit your ex-mother-in-law in her death bed and she improves thereafter, and your subsequent attempt to visit her gets shot down by the nixstress ex wife of yours.

Sheila adamantly dodged inexistence everyday after her former son-in-law visited her in the hospital. And how do the ex-wife show grace? with good-will gesture cancel, *smh*

by lando888 September 15, 2015

gentlemen's gesture

A fart bad enough to cause a small car accident.

He gave the 'gentlemen's gesture in a way you couldn't imagine.

by Smellyfart127 April 5, 2017

rock n roll hand gesture

used only by the best soccer players

i posted a picture of me doing a rock n roll hand gesture because i’m the best soccer player

by urbandictionary1789 April 21, 2022

glastard

It is the words "Gay litte bastard" mashed together into one word.

John is such a glastard!

Go suck a cock you glastard!

by Marc Bernstein July 31, 2006

GleeTard

Someone who is homosexual and is in love with the show Glee.

My bestfriend is a gleetard. he has sex with men after he watches glee

by Theboy2613 January 15, 2011

Glastonbury

An over commercialised, very expensive drug-fest with over hyped bands.

Ticket Office guy: "That'll be £2000 for a Glastonbury ticket please"

Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."

Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"

Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"

by mooreeasyvibe April 8, 2005