Grail

A very large penis, usually covered in genital warts.

Hey man you have one disgusting grail!

by Keg2387 September 14, 2007

fail @ gmail

The opposite of bomb dot com. The act of failing so hard you get your own e-mail address and a sad e-mail along with it.

Dude 1: yea she totally rejected me

Dude 2: i saw, fail @ gmail.

by JJNYCDC December 12, 2010

gnail

A nail with a G spot on it.

"Hey, are you ok?"

"Yeah.. was just pleasuring my gnail..."

by Chzz December 14, 2011

gaillen

Otherwise known as God

"I saw God man, and he told me to call him Gaillen"

by Jellow_2783 July 13, 2016

furry grail

jesus drank from the furry grail (mary magdalene) at the last supper
brazilian women usually get their furry grail waxed hence their sweaty boxes
the furry grail contains red wine in accordance with the lunar cycle
fanny

vagina
beef clam
"my furry grail is so overgrown im thinking of getting it waxed"

by Sarah Moran December 2, 2004

grailing

Trailing is the sexual act of when you rub your pink finger against another man's anus, until they release poo onto the finger nail. They then leave it to dry, before scraping it off with their teeth.

Harry: I was out with the lads yesterday, when Colby suggested I tried to grail with Dan! To be honest, his poo tastes so nice!

Barney: Gotta love a bit of Grailing on the weekend! HU!

by Barnabus69 December 6, 2016

gmail

A google-mail account that wastes 25% of your life by constantly going down and "experiencing chat difficulties".

Some smarmy geek's way of making his own miserable existence appear more desirable to other, inferior, smarmy geeks by wasting the precious time of people who do actually have something better to do with their lives.

"They thought gmail was a joke...and guess what kids, it is. A big fat f***ing joke..."

by pepperminttea April 19, 2006