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garfield titties

yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties
by owenmiller July 18, 2021
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Garfield

A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.
by JayD0423 October 17, 2015
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2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.
“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”
by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021
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Garfield

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"
by JoeSissta November 16, 2021
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Izzybella and Andrew Garfield

They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨
IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”

Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”
by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022
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Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.
Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"
by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014
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