gamblemaxxing

the idea that you can increase your gambling chances with certain actions and trying everything to increase those chances by performing those actions.

"Hey Blake! You know Bando is Gamblemaxxing now?"
"Yeah! Heavy Told me!"

by WatankuDrip July 24, 2023

GumpleGrumple

A man that has a neck beard, wears glasses, is 6'3" and is of RedHead

Ewww that man over there is a GumpleGrumple

by LukieBookieIII November 2, 2023

GumpleGrumple

A man that has a neck beard, wears glasses, is 6'3" and has red hair, natural.

Ewww that man over there is a GumpleGrumple

by LukieBookieIII November 2, 2023

garple

An instrument using gerple hair, is usually pruple.

It is made with a base similar to a flute, but the end has a piece of silicone that you must keep moist using oil.

It makes a "glerphlerglepglerp" sound.

Person 1: "Do you know what a garple is?
Person 2: "What the fuck"

by glubbert November 4, 2023

Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.

by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

gaple

an apple that has been painted gold

I love gaples /golden apples /apples that are painted gold.

by hi girly January 29, 2024

Gamblegroomer

A person who entices kids to gamble, possibly turning them into a gambling addict in the future.

“Hey, have you ever heard of BIG Games?”
“Yeah, And?”
“The owner, Preston, is such a gamblegroomer!

by Conifers. December 9, 2023