Goatee Goo 

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

Goatee Goo by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008

gosted 

To appear in a public or private place, then leave instantly with few or no one knowing you were there

"Yeah I was at the club but I just couldn't stand the atmosphere. So I gosted right out of there and went home"

gosted by Nelson Demifur December 24, 2008

Goatee 

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

Goatee by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

goates 

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.

Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.

goates by kindofpop May 26, 2014

Goatdis 

Extreme person who is God like

All hail Goatdis!

Goatdis by John Franklin Jr. March 16, 2010

Blood Goatee 

The slang term for the ring of gore around a zombie's mouth after munching on a victim

That zombie has a fresh blood goatee, must have found a fatty.

Blood Goatee by cirv_j May 2, 2011

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

Akron/Canton Goatee by Chadsef June 14, 2007