Fusterclucking

the act of both sides of an issue creating, or further deepening a bureaucracy by making a big to do about it, so as to avoid actually doing anything about it, except that is in generally pleasing one's own constituency.

The House and Senate , caught re-handed fusterclucking over the new abortion legislation, admitted no animals were harmed in the making of the new law.

perfect example The GOP-led House and the Democratic-controlled Senate, in a compromise, put Gov. Terry Branstad in charge of signing off on any payments for publicly funded abortions. Republicans believed the added scrutiny might be a brake on abortions under Medicaid. Democrats noted the measure applied only to reimbursements, not approval ahead of time. But about seven months after the new rule took effect, the consequences have surprised everyone, and illustrated the trickiness of bipartisan lawmaking on the issue. Branstad, a Republican and abortion opponent, hasn't approved any payments. But the few patients who were eligible for Medicaid-funded abortions received them anyway.

by Taira Kazumichi February 22, 2014

Fuselier

Fuselier is the last name of the most honored family in Louisiana. Of noble descent. Was the King a France, personal riflemen. They carried shorten specialized rifles just for they’re type of service to the King, because they were a part of his personal guard. They were given license to kill at will. They took advantage of their position and license to kill. Not only in personal disputes, but also by robbing nobility and royalty on the road ways. They were eventually exiled from France, under the guise of a hunting and scouting expedition to Canada. Never to return to France. And are some of the first Cajuns to settle in North America. Because they were considered Acadian French they are known as “Cajuns”. One of the first and oldest Cajun families in Louisiana.

In every Fuselier there is a bulldog and a rifleman.

by Therealcajungunner February 26, 2020

funeral fuck

When your partner is on the brink of an emotional breakdown owing to the loss of a dear one and the you offer a great sexual escape from that hard reality

"After we buried my father, we smoked weed and had the best funeral fuck ever!"

by Latinobogotano February 28, 2020

Fuerteventura

A sunny island off the coast of africa. Owned by spain. In the las palmas of the canary islands.

Almost heaven, las playitas, fuerteventura, las isla canaries.

by SulphurS16 April 30, 2020

Funeral Song of Ire

A song used in event of anger towards someone or something. This could be anything from a wish of death to just verbally insulting someone. This form of song however typically leads to the former of the two choices. This is derived from the definition of ire and combined with sad and hurtful pieces of music.

You hear that music? It will be the last thing you hear after what you have done, a funeral song of ire so to speak.

by SRTOMO July 26, 2020

Fuder

A fucking nerd.

The fact that you have that pokemon sticker saved, makes you a fuder.

by Zixy September 12, 2020

fucer

When your “k” letter is gone but you still gotta call someone a “fucker”

“You’re such a fucer.”
“What the fuc.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020