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The Frozen Forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair and it looks like snow on a tree, resembling a frozen forest.
“Cock”- damn girl I’m finna give you this the frozen forest.
by WakandaJ February 27, 2021
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Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.
*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.
by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011
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frozen Joe

Renowned frozen yoghurt franchise, known for its exquisite taste and innovative flavours. The flagship stores in and around Berlin, as well as their franchises, provide customers with a delicious and healthy tasting experience.
Boy: Do you wanna go and get an ice-cream?
Girl: Nah, let's get a frozen joe, they're the best in town.
by littlecaprice April 20, 2017
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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.
David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?
by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017
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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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frozen kiss

cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.
“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”
by poopoopeepeebitchboy March 2, 2021
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