"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
"Foul King’s humor is subtle and dry for the most part, and it occasionally lapses into absurdity to great effect."
by badshogun December 10, 2009
by wanker758233y1491 June 09, 2022
To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
hitting someone in the head during basketball with a ball. this causes the other team to laugh making the opposing team get the ball after the other team gets distracted
by xxxxxyeetusthefetusxxxxx December 14, 2018
To punch someone in the face. Coming from sports terms, which means foul play.
Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"
Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"
Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
by Goldbrier901 September 08, 2010
by Krispykactus June 03, 2023