As foul as it gets

Naughty dirty kinky minded person...fun in the bedroom personality.

"Man; when in the bedroom that broad is as foul as it gets."

by SwankieMlNX December 12, 2023

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

Foul ball

When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.

Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.

by OyeMyBallz September 1, 2023

foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Foul

Being attacked tree to one.
Winning a fight against three to one and not getting any respect and killed.
Eat you up and spit you out.
Letting someone die because they don't comprehend the truth but only helping them live when you realize you don't even understand.

They couldn't win the game so they started using rules that not every one knows about.
Seeing the girl who will turn into a woman you want but relizing she's going to be in love so you start a war so her love can die in combat or doing evil so her boy that will become a man never goes through puberty and spend his life playing around to much.

Realizeing you found your love and are afraid because you are grossly outnumbered that even your vibes can put you in danger.
Foul is not good.

by Jay is February 19, 2021

foule du frap

This chess position:
1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. exd6 Qxd6 4. Nf3 e5 5. d3 c5 6. Be3 b6 7. Qd2 Nc6 8. a3 Bg4 9. Ng5 Be6 10. Nxe6 Qxe6 11. b4 cxb4 12. axb4 Bxb4 13. c3 Ba5 14. d4 Rd8 15. Bb5 Nf6 16. Bxc6+ Qxc6 17. Qc2 Qxg2 18. Rf1 Rc8 19. dxe5 Bxc3+ 20. Nxc3 Nd5 21. Ra3 O-O 22. Qb2 Nxe3 23. e6 Rce8 24. exf7+ Kxf7 25. Qb3+ Kg6 26. fxe3 Qxf1+ 27. Kd2 Qf2+ 28. Kd3 Qxe3+ 29. Kc4 Qc5+ 30. Kd3 Re3+ 31. Kd2 Rf2+ 32. Ne2 Rfxe2+ 33. Kd1 Re1+ 34. Kd2 Qc1# 0-1

This is such a foule du frap

by areu March 25, 2021