forgetfamous

A person who is constantly forgetting things; or infamous for forgetting.

John that project was due last week. Why are you so forgetfamous? It drives me crazy!

by tylerthedestroyer November 28, 2012

forget-fu

(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things

(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.

(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).

by projetpack May 25, 2013

Foretecta

(four-a-TECH-tah) A foretecta is Somebody that has been given clear instructions and several examples for a task, but still can't complete said task.

Oh my god, I had to explain to him at least 1,000 times how the dryer works. What a foretecta!

by creativeCataclysm November 17, 2016

ForeTear

(Verb) The act of cutting, burning, or ripping your foreskin by masterbating to hard without lubricant.

Derives from the two words...
Foreskin-the skin on your penis
Tear-to rip or break somethong

"OW! I jerked to hard and foreteared my dick!"

by Punished_Venom_Snakle July 21, 2017

Forgetaboutit

Norwegian punk rock band

Check out Forgetaboutit, awesome punk rock band from Norway

by ASORL October 18, 2017

FORGET-ME-NAZI

An ex-lover or friend who is fanatically dedicated to holding on and refusing to let go.

My ex-boyfriend of six years is a total FORGET-ME-NAZI who still expects a nightly phone call from me!

by Claudia Hoarfrost July 4, 2018

Foretellini

A convenient way to describe an uncircumcised penis.

I finally slept with John. I didn't expect him to have a foretellini!

by Tor Bell October 28, 2018