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forward man

A forward man is someone who is employed to lead a particular job, but is so inherently lazy that he simply forwards everything on to someone else to do. Characterised by a large index finger on his mouse hand and can be found either in his room or the toilet hiding. Sometimes emails can be forwarded before they are actually sent.
Person A: Where is the guy meant to be leading on this?

Person B: He is hiding in the toilet but told me to do it instead!

Person A: I can't believe it, he is a total forward man.
by Mr Bar Stard June 4, 2013
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going forward

When a woman goes face first into a blowjob
The other day I was out to lunch with Amber and she totally pulled a nosedive under the t.able and showed me that she was going forward
by Bill Hinrichsen December 16, 2006
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Forearm Shiver

A technique done by men under 140 lbs to deliver devastating blows by swinging their forearms into the abdomen of their opponent from the receiving end of a standing headlock position. It has been said that this counter strike is effective more as a psychological attack than a physical attack.
Andre Johnson should have hit Cortland Finnegan with a forearm shiver before he threw the Lesnar-esc uppercut.
by five.cent December 3, 2010
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Fast-Forwarder

A person who has an intense desire to immediately receive fame and/or wealth without actually putting the conventional work in or the required talent to acheive their goals.

Commonplace among Young Hollywood.
Chris- "Jesus, do you ever read the garbage that Fame Whore Kim Kardashian writes on her Twitter feed? I almost feel bad for her."

John- "Yea, shes completely detached from reality, but thats what happens when you are a Fast-Forwarder."
by visto0101 February 21, 2011
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Fast-Forward

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.
" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "
by phlipp March 11, 2008
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All Good Going Forward

Motto 02005

Not to confuse or downplay importance in here & now.
All Good Going Forward and may Doggod not make a Jobe outta me.
by Flea Sisters February 1, 2005
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fojar

a number between nine and fleen ( ten on the normal number base)
person 1: how much money do you have?
person 2: fojar pounds
by fleen fojar November 9, 2007
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