totes gnar

The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.

Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "

Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"

by breaker413 May 19, 2015

Tater Totes

Totally, but really totally. As in, totally total.

Yeah bruh, I'm tater totes going to the show.

by inscotland June 23, 2011

totes oves

How a doucher says he is totally over doing something.

I'm totes oves this fight.

by orangestarburst December 30, 2017

tote-aholic

A person or animal who is addicted to totes or travel size purses. The first step is admittance.

I love the Tory Burch York Buckle tote in the dark walnut, I want to buy all the totes of the world, I'm such a tote-aholic.

by 1017bs March 12, 2015

tote gang

A gang of some bad ass mother fuckers getting and staying noided

Damn I heard cade was in tote gang

by BiggzNibba December 25, 2017

totes tooma

totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass

Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.

totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass

I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.

by Bob Stein November 14, 2017

totes cha

Totes cha is a phrase used by the sterotype (stoner) to describe something as being totally chill

Robby - you going to the concet to night man

chris-ya dude for sure

Robby- totes cha man

by topher- gopher October 17, 2013