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Flusterization

The process by which a person becomes flustered. This can be the result of being nervous around a certain person or listening to things being said about that person.
Flusterization seems to always happen when I am around this person.
by Richie Rich III November 23, 2010
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finger flustered

While replying to text message you become flustered due to content and suddenly reply prematurely.
The rich exchange of text began on a day when I had begun to reply with something quick witted and sexy. The arousing content flustered me so that I sent it prematurely and coined the phrase "finger flustered"
by Holly Backwards March 27, 2008
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Futter-Whack

To dance vigorously; preferably with style and confidence
Joe: Oh, I think someone just caught it!
Sam: Caught what?!
Joe: Look at Pete! He just beat Tim in cards and now he's futter-whacking quite vigorously. Look at 'em go!
by @./_.M March 7, 2010
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flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016
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Fluter

Straight man who unknowingly flirts with, dates or courts homosexual men.
Hey did you see Veeraj talking to the salesman at Banana Republic?

Yeah, he is such a Fluter!
by 197+sdp March 27, 2009
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Flatter Fest

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."
by casp82 January 27, 2009
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Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010
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