functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

Lemonade Function

When you go out one night and it becomes one of the greatest nights of your life, that you relive it over and over in your head. A memorable night.

Last year, Together As One was sooo amazing, thats where I met my best friend! Totally the best lemonade function ever!

by QueenB613 October 2, 2009

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

lambda function

A highly infectious disease, know as Lambda, spreads throughout people using AWS, lambda can be transmissible within just 4 minutes of sitting in front of your screen learning AWS university

Test of your lambda function came back positive, you have 3-4 days to live

by Nicksel February 11, 2022

Lit Function

When the party/get together/kickback/ is so incredibly lit and raftus.

"This such a lit function!"

by poopgoblin2 February 28, 2022

bnb function

A party or gathering that occurs at an Air BnB or some other kind of rental property.

“You gonna be at Brianna’s BnB function? She just rented it yesterday.”

by Khrakiz December 10, 2022