The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 02, 2022
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cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.
Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.
by Nicholas D March 04, 2024
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Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area
Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.
by FuckBuff July 06, 2021
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fluffered

Inflated, expanded, esp. as refers to feathers as:
The turkeys had their feathers fluffered up against the cold.
by bogustrumper September 08, 2010
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big fluffer pupper

The biggest doggo in the world and he will protecc u
by OwO_master March 31, 2020
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Fluffer Buffets

(Noun)
In porn it's a risky sexual maneuver it's when the tree male actors place their entire fist as far as they can at the primary entrance the back entrance and the mouth of the actress.
"Are you sure we're going to do the fluffer buffets isn't a bit too risky for the actress?"
by mitakenshiryusen May 13, 2024
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Mind Fluffer

A person who stimulates your mind, heart, body, and soul and makes you cum like you have never cum before.
by Nobody 🖤 August 05, 2024
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