Flippy Floppies

Those things that go on your feet when you're on a boat, mothafucka.

I got my sand trunks, and my flippy floppies.

by Toxoplasma February 22, 2009

Fappy Bird

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.

John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.

by Rood Rood February 1, 2014

floppy dorito

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.

Person 1: How was it man?
Much cooler Person 2: Man, we hit all three sides of the Floppy Dorito.

by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016

nigger flappin

the action of slurring your words with big old monkey lips to muffle the sound, causing it impossible to understand it

Man boy i cant understand what the fuck you're saying because nigger flapping like crazy.

by Superior One May 7, 2010

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

Sack Flapping

The sound your ballsack makes when pounding a tight slizz from behind; a good sack flap goes to a beat and makes a soft thumping noise... & can lead to minor bruising and irritation of the stomach region of the partner whos tight slizz or smelly balloon knot is being ravaged

Kelly: "Whats that on your stomach?"
Sara: "I had a good Sack flapping last night"
Kelly: "Oh i got sack flapped last wednesday; and his beanbag bruised the hell out of my tummy "

by Capel & Droughton November 19, 2011

cheek flapper

To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.

During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.

by Shpoiken April 28, 2005