Flapjackery

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.

Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.

by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008

Flapjacking

The act created by breasts slapping together resulting from not wearing a bra.

Damn girl, you're flapjacking again.

by AlexaaMmeghan June 12, 2011

Brazilian Flap Jack

Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).

We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.

by DougD December 28, 2008

Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

by jdan916 June 10, 2011

flap jack

when a women gets kicked in the crotch.

she needs to receive a flap jack for being a dreaded anus.

by Tinkerism February 1, 2018

Flapjacking

To repeatedly flap from your belly to your back, while being naked in bed.

Jones: Do you know what Flapjacking is, in your bed?
Diesel: I don't wanna know.

by flyinghorses January 3, 2011

Flapjacked

A variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which constitutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to

That wasnt just pwnage, he's been flapjacked!

by =ID= July 8, 2009