scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

suck my fiddle

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

ay bro shut up! suck my fiddle!

by jakeyboy123 April 16, 2010

butt fiddle

a different word for butthole funny and unique .

David shut your mouth and come play my butt fiddle you dirty carpet bagger !

by Debbie A. November 15, 2007

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

Fiddle Sack

fiddle sack also known is a spot to where you store fiddles, Fun Fact: the fiddler on the roof had a sack for his fiddle.

I grabbed my fiddle sack and fiddled has fast and hard as possible

by Stibbies January 25, 2015

Toxic Fiddle

The act of dipping someones penis into an unknown substance, then proceeding to give them a blowjob.

("Hey did you hear about Aaron?"
"Yeah, I heard Susie gave him an epic Toxic Fiddle!"

by Insanetea January 4, 2016

fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018