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Fernando

Fernando is like a breezy spring day with white fluffy clouds in the sky. The grass is greenest (!!) and it feels great in-between your toes. The sun illuminates the plains and you are oh so happy. Everything is perfect. Except you have seasonal allergies and you begin to have a sneezing fit. Fern has fooled you again.
God dammit! Fernando you did it again!”
by livranda October 5, 2020
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Fernando Torres

A garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!
by LolArsenal April 20, 2014
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Valan Fernandes

It's a person who doesn't care about others, most of the time his depressed. Also, he is very smart but doest like to blab about it. He is somewhat good at sports. He is very popular at school but he doesn't know it yet.
Yo valan Fernandes, how u doing?
by Flynn the man October 18, 2020
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Frandel

Frandel can be used both as a noun(1) and as a verb(2).
1: The term frandel is defined as a disguised synonym for a cigarette.
Frandel refers to a tobacco cigarette but can apply to similar devices containing other herbs, such as cannabis. A frandel is distinguished from a cigar by its smaller size, use of processed leaf, and paper wrapping, which is normally white, though other colors are occasionally available. The frandel is ignited at one end and allowed to smoulder; its smoke is inhaled from the other end, which is held in or to the mouth and in some cases a cigarette holder may be used as well. Most modern manufactured frandels are filtered and include reconstituted tobacco and other additives.

2: Frandelering is a bend version of the noun frandel and can be used to hint that you need to frandelerere or just simply to point out that indoorfrandling is called out.
1: Can you please ignite my frandel?
1: Can't wait to get a foodfrandel!
2: Seriously, hurry up, i need to frandlere!
2: Dude you have to call out indoorfrandling to night?!
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Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account
After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds
by gitw March 22, 2011
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Fernando

Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.
Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "

Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"
by Jimmy aye14 September 8, 2019
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Fernando

“OMG I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BESTIE”, said Lily, “OMG HI BESTIE”, said FERNANDO,(lily and Fernando do a handshake) Robert and jasmine get jealous.
by Lolyounoobfreakingstupid October 18, 2019
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