Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Fulching

Fulching is the act of 69ing with a sexual partner (preferably female) while sticking your nose in her anal cavity. When she farts you suck it in through your nose then blow it out into her vagina through your mouth

I was Fulching Veronica last night!

by Fortnite gangster 83 March 8, 2024

geltching

To tie heavy and often painful amounts of weights to ones genitals stretching out the genitals to make them longer and more appealing commonly found in men but can appeal to women as well.

Dave prefers geltching over other forms of looksmaxing

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Funtching

The act of Munting and Felching on the same body, at the same time, with two different people

“Have you felched before?”
“I mean my friend brought me to the graveyard and we were funtching”

by jhaas April 2, 2024

Fitching

To masturbate (to completion or not) during class while making eye contact with classmates and/or teachers.

“I think that kid over there is fitching; I swear I saw his arm moving.”

by EvanFitchG00N April 12, 2024

veltching

Using velcro to rip off pubic hair

How did you get it so bald did you use veltching?

by pdawgissigma April 12, 2024

Feathing

Having gay intercourse with a living bird, specifically pigeon, while it's being put under chinese water-torture in a room with no light sources at all. This is commonly used as a quick sensation of pleasure without the trouble of getting an actual girlfriend and having a compassionate relationship with someone.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3 apparently feathed in a whole vulture last night!
Guy 2: That's BS. He can't even fit comfortably into a pigeon.
Guy 1: Nah, feathing is just has sex with it in a dark room. Chinese water torture for extra fun.
Guy 3: Dude, I cummed like, 3 times in it.

by birde <3 July 30, 2024