feeding the horse 

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.

although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.

feeding the horse by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011

Bird Feeding

A new branch of S&M where one throws up whatever is in one's stomach and your partner eats it.

Friend 1 "After having a fantastic dinner last night with my girlfriend we went home and I gave her a bird feeding."

Friend 2 "That is some heinous shit man"

Bird Feeding by MnJarvis November 13, 2011

feeding the troll 

When a person overreacts and replies to a troll.

trollguy775453432: mairo haz sux!!!!1!!11 miencruft iz betder
peter45: But Mario is an amazing game!
idontcare: I don't care. I don't want to be feeding the troll.

feeding the troll by yoshiguy January 11, 2016

bottom feeding dog slappa 

A lazy bastid of New England origin, most likely seen drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Shlitz while contemplating how to remove a stump from his property without damaging his trailer. Will often bum ciggarettes, money, beer, weed, or anything that has monetary value.

Hey ma, where's pa?

That bottom feeding dog slappas' out back rastlin' with that ole stump agin. Tell him to get down to the packy' and get some Boones Farm, 2 packs of Marlboro's and some cheese

bottom feeding dog slappa by Big Bad Bricky September 23, 2006

Formula Feeding 

The substitute for breastfeeding, where bottlefed babies are more likely to develop asthma and diabetes than their breastfed counterparts, and the risks of nursing moms having breast cancer are lower—nothing to do with math teachers spoonfeeding students with formulas as a shortcut to painful teaching.

Unlike in breastfeeding, when the father is 100% absent, in formula feeding, both father and mother have a 50% chance of developing an early bond with the baby.

Formula Feeding by MathPlus June 24, 2021

Feeding my dog 

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.

“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!

Feeding my dog by RandomGuySteve February 13, 2019

feeding the chickens

feeding the chickens is when a man cums on the floor after intercourse and their mates cleans it up by eating it.

bock bock chicken chicken bock bock chickenhead.
After feeding the chickens, the girls asked for more.

feeding the chickens by Megan Rushing October 11, 2006