flaven

The word flaven is a most wonderful and amazing word. A flavorful word meaning a nerd, a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept, or a person with an unusual or odd personality; The word originates from a character created by Jerry Lewis during his early years with Dean Martin, and, more recently, from a popular animated character in the Simpsons, Professor Frink (Who ironically can also find his roots in the same original source). Professor Frink, the crazy mad scientist, as well as the earlier Jerry Lewis character, are the epitome of geekdom. There are many variations of the word Flaven. Flavin, Flaven-hoyven, Iven Flaven, and GLAVENHAVENMOYVENSCHLOYHEYY!! are just a few examples. Another popular variation is Flaven-Maven, or Maven-Haven. In addition, Glayhaywayven, blavenoyven, gloyvenshmoyven, glutenhoyway, and heyheyheywaywen are strangely popular. A proper pronunciation of flaven requires that the speaker say the word with the utmost urgency, so that the listener can truely grasp the importance of the word. Spoken with a wide-eyed glare and a dramatic tweaking of the vocal chords, this and other similar words not only will provide years of pleasure and joy to you personally, but will delight and stimulate those around you with the heart to embrace it. The next time you see a skinny kid hunched over a computer, glasses thick enough to burn out his corneas with the light of the monitor, in a half-dazed drooling display of eerie sedation, sneak up behind him and in your most commanding tone, yell out "FLAVEN". Yes, Flaven. Sure to propel your maven skyward in a true display of utter havenwaven.

"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.... the third dimension. bhay-gn-flaven!"

by Josh January 3, 2004

fever swamp

A political website or mindset that is prone to wild accusations and is especially susceptible to conspiracy theories.

Vince Foster's death is still called murder in the fever swamps.

by mark marshall November 13, 2004

Fever

A strong urge for something. Commonly used after a noun.

I have wedding fever but I don’t want to go through all the planning for it.

by Rose water December 20, 2018

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

by Moose Boy May 2, 2008

cabin fever

Being stuck indoors for a prolonged period of time during the winter months and suffering from depression caused from a vitamin deficiency caused by a lack of sunlight and sick of being inside with the same people for months on end.

I have cabin fever so bad from being stuck inside the house with my stupid brothers and sisters all winter long!

by arlinm December 28, 2005

bieber fever

a disease that is caused by listening and progressively becoming obsessed to Justin Bieber and his music. 1 in 4 children worldwide die from this every 15 seconds. if you or anyone you know start getting symptoms (starting to think justin's music is good and think the lyrics are smart) contact the nearest doctor immedeatly.

Person 1: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!

Person 2: OMG WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE BIEBER FEVER!

by departmentofmysteries September 11, 2011

Bieber Fever

1. A female, or Homosexual Male, who is obsessed with Justin Bieber.

2. A Colloquial term for Dysentery.

John: Dude, I was Playing Organ trail today and died of Bieber Fever.

Jeff: How do you die of Bieber Fever?

John: People die from Dysentery all the time.

by NOPEMAN December 30, 2011