Fartpuffing

1.The act of inhaling farts then blowing them out as if your where smoking a cigarette or blunt ,2.the act of farting into a bag then inhaling it .

1.fartpuffimg helps me calm down .
2.fartpuffing feels the best when your with someone you love.

by Dirty hamster September 4, 2016

Farp

When jerking off the acting of repeatedly farting while fapping.

Phil: yo could you knock next time, you almost walked in on me farping.
Mario: oh that's what that smell was.
Phil: Ya I was farping up a storm in there.

by Killer2797 December 27, 2016

Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.

Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.

by How Be February 14, 2017

Fartpop

When you shit on a lollipop and wash it off and put the wrapper back on like nothing ever happened.

My best friend gave me a fartpop.

by Jacob brak November 30, 2017

farpos

weird try hard youtuber that will go nowhere in life

that farpos is kinda strange

by SuperFanBoy123 May 3, 2018

fartpipe

Someone's anus.

Alternatively, a great looking buttocks on a woman.

That last bowel movement was so huge, I think it tore my fartpipe.

Look at the ass on that girl! Now, that's a great looking fartpipe.

by SuperCabbie December 15, 2018

Fanupation

When you stick your penis into a moving fan.

Doctor: I’m sorry son. You have 10 hours to live.
Patient: I should have been more careful. If I only I could go back and change the events leading up to the Fanupation

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019