Fap map

Female version of wank bank

Hey girl did you see Magic Mike last night. Yeah hun, permanently marked on my fap map.

by Fap map October 06, 2017

Double Fap

Verb; The act of a man Masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, In any way, Horny or aroused.

Bro 1: dude... I have an interview with this Mega Hot chick Later today! and I really need this Job.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.

by Pool Ruler August 09, 2013

Fap papers

Playboy or adult magazines.

This will be your room.

Underneath the bed, you'll find some fap papers.

by Fukaface! September 09, 2020

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 01, 2015

Clarity fap

When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out

Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.

by CruelAmen November 11, 2017

fap sauce

The product which is made from the art of fapping.

Ray got fap sauce on his pants, accidentally, while looking at your mom.

by zonglockdong June 09, 2008

fap ninja

one who masturbates in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence

tom: why is my chair so sticky

Jerry: damn fap ninja!

by smurf herder 69 September 20, 2011