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Falcon Punch

To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...

Man 2: So where is he now?

Man 1: I dunno
by WINCANNON December 27, 2008
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Chillenium Falcon

A bro's 4 wheeled moving vehicle. Includes a boss sound system and makes starwars noises. This ride is for brahsefs only.
Bro lets ride in the Chillenium Falcon
by kenny bro July 3, 2009
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Falcon Lunch

If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.
Guy 1: Where do I find one of these Falcon Lunches?

Guy 2: At Meta-Mart.
by The Breakfast Champion November 27, 2010
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Falcon Kick

Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.
Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!

Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.
by Thief Of Time777 April 17, 2010
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Flaming Falcon

While having sex near a fireplace, the male takes his penis out and warms it up by the fire. Then he re-inserts his penis back into the woman's vagina. She then flaps her arms in the excitement of the heat.
It was cold in the basement, so Adam decided to give Emily the flaming falcon.
by Harry Balsania December 3, 2010
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Falcon Squeeze

A falcon sqezze is when someone holds something between their boobs, and sqeezes with enough force that it can break said object.
She just gave that egg a falcon squeeze
by Alisarnic February 17, 2009
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falcon punch

The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
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