Farnaz

she's a bitch boss.
she has beautiful eyes.
She's a f**king super sanity.

Speak of the farnaz, and she shall appear 🚬

by Farpilon November 22, 2021

7th Grader at Farnsworth Aerospace

You try to get along with everyone but people aren’t in anyway positive they negative as fuck and they will give you depression and if you get bullied by a Farnsworth 7th Grader and you tell them that they are bullying you they will just say “I was just kidding” or “it was just a joke calm down” and y’all have heard of whitewash right? Well at Farnsworth we ain’t got no whitewash kids we got blackwash kids instead. So for you parents out there your 7th grade Farnsworth student is either blackwash , “the smart kid” who is actually smart but try’s to act ghetto and seems really fake and you wanna punch her/him in the face, the bully that don’t know they a bully, or the kid who thinks they are from the hood, the short kid who swears he a gangster or the person who gets depressed because of their school. so do a favor and transfer them please thank you and that is all, (this is literally Farnsworth Students including boys and girls)

Each of those ghetto kids must be a (7th grader at Farnsworth Aerospace)

How do you know?

Look at them with the way they act they for sure from Farnsworth

by shut your mouth bitch November 9, 2019

facrediting

When a person is looking for their credit card in their wallet at the register.

Your buying groceries and holding up the whole line, you are then facrediting.

by John McKinly December 13, 2008

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009

farnam

Farnam in Arabic means small Penis.
It can range from 0.5 inches to 2 inches to call it a Farnam.
The Arabic language truly beautiful.

Girl 1:"Wow I have seen something this small."

Girl 2:"I couldn't even feel it when he was inside of me."

Girl 1:"Is that what you call a Farnam?"

Girl 2:"Sadly, yes.."

by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020

client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008