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Facial Fauci

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.
Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?
by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021
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Phisoderm Facial

The sexual act of emptying ones sac or jit-bag into their partners face.

To ejaculate into the face.
When he was ready to blow his wad, Johnny climbed up on her chest and gave her a nice Phisoderm Facial.
by The Urban Poet March 3, 2009
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crimson facial

when a menstruating girl straddles a man's face and fanny farts the clots and gunk all over his mush
my lady's filthy she gave me the the crimson facial last night!
by uprightuk September 8, 2010
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Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.
Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial
by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011
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reverse facial

female ejaculation on a male's face I.E. squirting
Dan was both shocked and intrigued when he received his first reverse facial on his 3rd date with Rhonda
by torquebird September 5, 2016
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Simba Facial

The act of having sex with someone then proceeding to ejaculate into your hand and spreading the semen on their face like Rafiki did to Simba in the Lion King.
I gave that bitch a simba facial after I finished fucking her.
by Firemonkey755 December 24, 2016
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Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.
As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial
by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017
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