Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006

facial area

1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.

"He was talking smack to my facial area."

"I can sense you with my area."

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

Facial Recognition

When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.

So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.

by Paralda October 31, 2011

facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

by Sherbet Head April 13, 2009

vampire facial

Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."

I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.

by rumour2577 April 28, 2015

facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 24, 2010

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003