facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007

Facial Recognition

When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.

So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.

by Paralda October 31, 2011

facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 24, 2010

Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

strawberry facial

When a women who is on her period squirts on someones face and blood also comes out.

"Britney is really into Bloodsports, last night she gave her boyfriend a strawberry facial"

Inspired by Felicia Day on her Flog! Whilst cooking a Strawberry dish her friend Robin remarked that it could be used as a Strawberry facial, then Felicia said "That sounds bad, I think that's in Urban Dictionary somewhere" Well now it is.

by Evil Dr Nick October 15, 2015

facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

by Sherbet Head April 13, 2009

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003