Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

big baller brown eyes

when you dogs a asshole

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE

by ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, June 3, 2021

Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

brown eye motorboat

When a man sits on a girl's face and farts on her boobs

I brown eye motorboated my wife last night.

by Dud9996 February 24, 2022

Brown Eye

When you pull your ass out and show them your asshole

Bro He just gave you the brown eye

by Nz Slang Gang October 5, 2020

Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.

This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011

Brown eye

Ones hole in the posterior section of the gluteus Maximus

0-line when we are running a pass play to make the pocket get your BROWN EYE to the quarterback ~ Coach Dean

by The_Brown_Eye_Collector73 March 9, 2020