what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

by extremely aggressive mailman January 8, 2023

ethertubes

Similar to the intertubes, but best used to describe a local area network or intranet.

Mary's ethertubes aren't working. Send IT over there to get it straightened out.

by Tadou January 7, 2009

etherwaste

The misuse and overuse of networks in the form of unsolicited emails, messages, or advertising that consumes bandwidth, time and space on the screen. It's generally annoying.

"You get that chain email your mom forwarded to everyone?"

"Yeah... I deleted it. What etherwaste!"

by Starkat May 14, 2008

ever-developing

Something that continuously develops and generally does not cease to do so.

Our ever-developing technology is taking us to new heights.

by Philanthropique December 1, 2013

ethereoplasticity

The ability of the energetic-body/soul/astral-being to form and reorganize spiritual connections, especially in response to learning or experience or following trauma or crisis.

Ethereoplasticity offers real hope to everyone from those experiencing existential angst to crises of faith.

by Neargood Consolidated July 20, 2018

Ethereal Cat

An ethereal cat is a very beautiful cat.

I saw this ethereal cat on the street. It was very beautiful!

by qnort April 13, 2020

Everardkinesis

Everardkinesis is the ability to create a chill that makes the body cold enough to grow Goosebumps creating a sense of cooling down of the body from the mind.

person 1: "I used Everadkinesis to shock my friends"
person 2: "whats that?"
person 1:"Everardkinesis is the ability to create a chill that makes the body cold enough to grow Goosebumps creating a sense of cooling down of the body from the mind."

by random wuFu September 25, 2020