Eddie Izzard

For all you who don't speak French... thats fucking funny.

Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.

"You can't take us over, there's 2 billion of us!."
"Do you have a flag?"

"Eva."
"yes, adolf"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"

by 1337h4x0|2 November 7, 2004

frozen eddie

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste

"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"

by Gimply August 24, 2003

Limited Edition Cock

Refers to a man's penis that is only available to a woman for a short period of time. The male subject with a limited edition cock can either be the initiator in the sexual relationship or simply a tool for the female's pleasure.

Example: Long distance relationships
Synonyms: Hoes in different area codes
Alternate pronunciation: Limited edition dick

Yo girl, you been seeing that man?
Nah, he my limited edition cock. He only here once a month.

by Sha-Real January 4, 2011

eddie cahill

this really hot goalie in the movie miracle!! ooooo :-P you just sink into his blue eyes!!!!

eddie cahill plays the goalie(main characger) in the movie miracle.

by anonomous! December 9, 2004

edifice

1) a large building
2) a very large person who could lose a bit of weight

The Empire State building is quite and edifice.
When you see a large person: lift your hands into the air and yell "EDIFICE!!!!"

by HolliR October 28, 2005

Eddie Van Halen

If Jimi Hendrix is Jesus, then Van Halen is Saint Peter.

"Holy shit," Someone watching Eddie Van Halen play.

by Sanitykiller June 17, 2009

Eddie

Eddie is a good friend to have around. Although he fails all of his classes and doesn't have a girlfriend, he could still be a best friend. Eddie is a sex addict which does it more than 3 times a day.

Hey eddie, do you have a girlfriend yet

by Karen Singh February 25, 2022