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ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008
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Ear Spouge

Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.
by Lover Doll January 5, 2014
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Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.
Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.
by K Rose July 1, 2020
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ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.
With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.
by olympic1896 March 11, 2019
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ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart
Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart
by Harley skeen October 16, 2017
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Ear Cancer

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !
by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018
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Pig Ear

That's one mighty fine looking pig ear you have there
by The Dermotologist October 19, 2013
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