Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

Exploding Tomcat

A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.

I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.

Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...

This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat

by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020

exploding ovaries

Something Daniel Gillies said at the 2017 Originals SDCC pannel, it May also be the name of his next memoir.

Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.

Omfg I feel like I have exploding ovaries
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.

by Skrrtskrrt May 3, 2018

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024