relationship fluffer

somebody that people like to sleep with, but wont date, because they dont want a relationship. the next perosn they sleep with however, they end up dating.

i wasnt ready for a relationship. then i met jen and she was the one.
caley and andrea were just relationship fluffers.

by pony "the relationship fluffer" May 26, 2008

Queer Platonic Relationship

A Queer Platonic Relationship or a QPR is a relationship that is neither inherently sexual, romantic or platonic, and was created by and for A-spec people (those with nonexisting to limited sexual/romantic attraction). Allosexuals/Alloromantics may also participate.

One in a QPR may do the following ;
- Kiss/ Not Kiss
-Hold hands/ Never hold hands
- Cuddle/ not cuddle
- Have kids/ Not have kids
- Live together/ Live seperatly
- marry/ not marry
- fuck/ not fuck

Baisically a list of checkboxes and custom made.

Quinn ; Why is she holding her hand? Is she gay?
Alice ; No they are just partners and signficant others.
Quinn ; Isn't that the same thing?
Alice ; No those terms can either refer to a romantic relationship or someone your in a Queer Platonic Relationship with.

by ElsaAro December 22, 2020

Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011

Sensible Erection

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for

Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body

by Phishfood July 23, 2003

female-led relationship

A romantic heterosexual relationship, in which the female has control over the male to a greater or lesser extent.
Found (sexually) pleasing by many and thus becoming a more and more common subject in media and jokes and even in real life.
Independently, handing over all the power to the female is capable of reducing arguments and will then stabilize and intensify a relationship.

Since I finally gave in and agreed to simply obey my girlfriend, she is the loveliest thing I have ever seen and I am totally relaxed and happier than ever. Now I would not want anything but an absolutely female-led relationship.

At home my wife is calling the shots.

With the arms of a woman...

by mockwhy January 2, 2012

relationship limbo

When one is not technically single or technically taken, the space between being single and taken, a reference to the Roman Catholic idea of limbo (in between heaven and hell), "exclusively dating".

Michael told me that he wasn't ready for a relationship, but we're still not allowed to see other people. Relationship limbo is a bitch.

by heatherrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2008

erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.

Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."

by Humptruck October 16, 2013