Off-Duty Ninja

A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.

When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.

by trinityiam August 26, 2004

Break-Up Duty

When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things.

Yeah, Leroy broke up with his bitch yesterday, so me and Roscoe are on break-up duty.

by Fielding88 January 4, 2007

Dutch Pizza Hut

The act of going to a friends house to masturbate.

You better shut up Davis or I'm going to dutch pizza hut you next time I'm over.

I love to dutch pizza hut, it's the next best thing to doing it at home!

by Sir Awesome TNA January 14, 2010

Light Duty

What a member of the armed forces goes on, or becomes when they no longer feel the need for physical training. This is usually typical of a substandard individual, or 'turd' as they may be called from time to time. At times, some of these 'light duties' have a legitimate reason for not participating in physical training, however, most light duties will make themselves known at the most opportune time, ie, before a physical fitness test, or Company run. They usually will claim an ailment that is hard to diagnose, ie, back pain, knee pain, and the ultimate.. shin splints.

Guy #1: Man I really don't wanna run tomorrow. My favorite singer Adam Lambert is gonna be singing on Logo, and running will interfere with my duties as the Elton John Fan Club President.

Guy #2: No problem! Just go on Light Duty! That way, we can watch Adam Lambert all night long! Wanna make out?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

Call of Duty

A game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it

by myironlung215 April 28, 2011

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003

Call of Duty syndrome

A term coined to describe the recent trend of games and formerly respected gaming series' to be dumbed down to appeal to the larger, absent minded CoD base. Symptoms include short, repetitive gameplay, linear levels, simple controls and an average gamer age of 12. Recent examples include Ace Combat: Assault Horizon and (soon to be) Mass Effect 3.

"The new Ace Combat game has a serious case of Call of Duty syndrome"

by genericname October 14, 2011