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dying whale

My way of saying “I don’t really know, but I don’t want to let you know about not knowing so I said something random”
normal person: What do you want from me?
Me: dying whale
by Pie In Box September 11, 2018
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As I Lay Dying

A mainstream hardcore band that attempts to make music, but fails horribly.

Also, a band whose songs can be learned in under five minutes without tablature.
"Dude, As I Lay Dying sucks so bad that just got done learning one of their songs in five minutes, without tabs."

"Of course you did. They suck."
by Noum October 20, 2006
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As I Lay Dying

A shit-metal band. The "vocalist" just screams for screaming sake, and can't even do that well. He sounds like some adolescent 100 lb. wuss. The "music" if you can even call it that is boring, repetetive, and sounds like every other one of these "nu metal" bands that plauge the industry with cookie cutter riffs, and scream scream scream bullshit. The future of metal is in jeopardy of being taken over by this crap.
I took a crap this morning, and it sounded like As I Lay Dying.
by Real metal fan November 15, 2006
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Dying alone

Dying Alone is the inevitable end every basement dweller virgin eventually faces once his time is up. Nobody will miss you, nobody will care and your body will rot for weeks before anyone even thinks to complain about "a funny odor".

You have failed at life and with nothing accomplished, no children or lover there to hold your hand when your bowels relax after the exasperated sigh of utter regret makes its way out of your greasy unloved body for the final time.

People who are dying alone:
- YOU
- aspies
- weeaboos
- furries
- junkies
- feminazis
- WoW players
- the Kardashians
- Snookie
- Miley Cyrus
- anybody who says YOLO
loser: Aspies like me are gifted misunderstood intellectuals, people don't get that, nor do women, but I'm too busy having a life to deal with IRLships anway. Not to brag, but when I'm not managing at Walmart, I maintain a Level 80 Paladin on WoW and even run my own guild. I also make vLogs on YouTube with like 900 subs. I write too, you should check out my Twilight fanfic. I guess you could say I'm actually kind of a big deal.
norp: Wow dude, you are so dying alone.

guy: Hey man did you see that story on japanese men who think they're having actual relationships with 2D girlfriends? One of 'em even married his DS girlfriend!
man: Yea that's pretty sad, guy. Talk about dying alone lol
by xailu March 21, 2014
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Dying Camel

What Sarah's, Sarah's Mom's, and Sarah's Grandmother's face looks like.
Person 1 - "Man, Sarah has an ugly face"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it looks like a dying camel"
by V475 September 16, 2008
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As I Lay Dying

1. A band that basically sucks.

2. To Gwar(shart), Slipknot(mouth shart), and mayhem (blow asnot rocket) all at the same time.
1. "Goooooddddd how could you do this to me??"

"Wow those lyrics suck dick they must be as i lay dying

2. Dude did you see Roberts girlfriend???

I As I Lay Dying to that.
by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 12, 2009
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Low key dying

When the cumulative hangover hit you but you don't want to puss out. Your slowly slipping back and forth between hungover/sober and drunk.
Dude, I am low key dying right not. Hand me a beer
by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016
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