druxting

The act of texting while drunk. Nonsensical, misspelled texting due to intoxication.

I wish she would stop druxting me!

I don't know what he is trying to say because he is druxting me.

by elbor422 November 28, 2012

Drunting

drunk hunting, the optimal combination of alcohol and firearms

Yo Brice, wanna go drunting this weekend up at my ranch?

by Reginal August 12, 2016

Drift shit

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.

"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"

by BradFromTampa January 4, 2017

Driftay

A guy who owns a company named "Saber" (aka a circus) that claims who knows what they're doing regarding Minecraft development. When in reality, they just skid other people's work and leeches people's ideas because they have no sense of imagination. His workers are also clowns thinking he doesn't skid and thinks him leeching isn't him leeching.

Hey, don't be like a driftay, it brings bad luck

by Vanci February 26, 2020

Cack Draft

When you open the door to a toilet that still has the pungent odour of poo which rushes toward you.

from the british term cack and backdraft

Dude don't try and go into the bathroom i just got hit by a major Cack Draft and it almost put me in a coma

by CayndehMan January 4, 2010

Vinyl Drifter

A DJ that refuses to play commercial music, one whose constantly seeking undiscovered or forgotten 45's and experimental music.

I just got back from Amoeba music. Boy, I feel like a vinyl drifter after digging in those dusty record bins.

"Do you have any Rhianna?!!" DJ- "Whose that?"

by Tek Zeus February 5, 2014

Sock druff

An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.

Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.

by BeatBoxer14 December 4, 2016