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douchebag

Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.
Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.
by old lang guy March 20, 2013
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douchebag

someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.
The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)
by opinion_ November 9, 2016
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Douchebag

Douchebag may refer to:
A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
Most cost accountants
That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag
by clint342 December 25, 2014
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Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl you want to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe Sandra is still with that douchebag!
by Count Frolic April 29, 2016
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douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.
Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.
by Now March 18, 2012
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Douchebag

Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!
by matilda <3 September 11, 2020
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douchebag

Someone who wears their subglasses backwards in their head
Look at Ben,
He looks like such a douchebag
by Yoooooiiooiiiii August 10, 2015
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