dookie

brown pasty substance from one's asshole.

I shit out dookie.
Dookie comes out my butt.
Dookie smells bad.
My dog makes orange dookie.
Shut-up dookie-head.

by soul October 30, 2004

Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

by pentozali August 11, 2008

doodyhead

a really mean person

"michelle is such a doodyhead"

by duntt August 28, 2007

Dookie

To poop:

I gotta go dookie
I have to use the bathroom
Going number two

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

doodybound

A play on the term "duty bound", doodybound specifically refers to when one is suffering from diahrrea. More accurately it is ones duty to visit the toilet.

"Hey, i'm sorry, but i'm doodybound, I'll catch you later!"

by dallo October 2, 2007

dookietounge

When all your teeth are rotting out and are brown your tounge turns a similar color

Yo Gramps quit talking you got a dookietounge

by KOKOANEKAT December 17, 2011