Dookie Diver

One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)

1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.

by Batesville December 7, 2006

Donks

Slang abbreviation of Redonkulous used when describing something far more absurd than ridiculous.

Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part?
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!

by Chryme March 11, 2009

dook

the noise which a ferret makes

dook dook dook

by BOYD1981 August 7, 2003

dookie booty

A nice, round, firm ass that is not quite to the level of ghetto booty; This ass looks great in some jeans (and not too damn bad nekkid either) and is still not big enough to be ridiculous; Great for smackin, flippin, and rubbin down, etc....

Thanks to my mom for blessing me with a dookie booty.

by Shanda September 28, 2004

Donks

A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.

"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"

by Hannah-Marie September 28, 2007

Dookie Shoot

noun: 1. A term referring to the asshole. 2. The ass hole.

Do you take it up the Dookie Shoot?

by Mike's Wifey May 15, 2005

dookiechute

Someone's butthole or anus

Man those fags really like it up the dookiechute

by bryced April 28, 2006