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Doink

To masturbate aggressively
I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there
by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021
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doink session with the boys

Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys
Max: Bet what time is the session

Jack: 6pm my place
by Downey day we July 18, 2023
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Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.
1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!
by GoldenIris November 27, 2019
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Doink

A doink is another word for a joint (aka marijuana). It originated from a video of a man saying the wise words, “Boutta smoke some big ole’ doinks... gang.” And just like that, a new word was born
Weed smoker #1: ayyy what’s the move?
Weed smoker #2: you already know we finna boutta smoke some big doinks!
by Yo quiero... tacos January 23, 2020
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Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.
Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.
by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024
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Shboink-a-doink

I slammed his mom with my shboink-a-doink
by HeyJake! June 30, 2025
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lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.
Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood
by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018
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