Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doink

an absolute idiot

"dont be a doink"

by vh ucccugugocgocgudndndn January 10, 2024

Doink

A dick.

A penis.

🍆

Swinging doinks.

That’s a fucking huge doiiiiink!

by Jlabxo December 21, 2017

Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024

doink session with the boys

Smoking weed with the boys

Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys
Max: Bet what time is the session

Jack: 6pm my place

by Downey day we July 19, 2023

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 01, 2018

Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 15, 2019