Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

Davenie

Davenie is a very rare person. She is either a very good singer or dancer. She is very down to earth and respects everyone. She is very truthful and she could be friends with anyone. She fits in with all groups at school. She only has one bff which can be either a Samantha, kelly, Ella or a Chloe. She makes every boy jealous once she has a boyfriend because of how pretty and nice she is. Once she has a boyfriend she makes sure to put him first and makes sure he’s happy in the relationship. If you have a davenie as a friend your the luckiest person on earth!

Boy 1: dude did you see davenies new boyfriend

Boy 2: yea I wish I had a davenie

Boyfriend: fuck off she’s mine

by Daniel butcher May 20, 2018

Davenport, IA

A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.

Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”

David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”

by IowaExpert October 29, 2018

Daveliz

Daveliz is a kind hearted but goofy and amazing girl, She always loves to talk on the phone and she never knows how to disappoint a boy, She’s very thick and has many curves. She’s sexy and typically Latina. Shes known everywhere for her booty and is asked everywhere for her number. She’s typically the best

Wow! Daveliz is so amazing

Whose that thick girl daveliz?

by Daddy mike682 June 8, 2019

Dave Finger

An unwanted object in the frame of the photo

"I was looking at your photo and there was a Dave Finger in it"

by Zingler October 7, 2019

Davea

Davea is a wonderful person. She always is funny,nice,super greatful. So if you don’t have a Davea in ur life u better wish u had one

Popular girl: OMG she thinks she is cool she has like no friends
Davea’s best friend:(she herd the popular girl say that) HEY Davea is the most wonderful person in my live so if u get to know you will get it

by Bestfriends October 26, 2019

Dave MK

Can't shoot a three but brags he can shoot a half court shot. Loves buying shoes from Mike R.

Should Dave MK make varsity? "Cant shoot normally, always looks like he is never trying"-Anthony G

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019