Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...
I received Clements Disease.”
I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
Get the Clements Diseasemug. The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties
Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"
by alkssmma,lwwoak June 5, 2019
Get the Burger Diseasemug. Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.
It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
by ChadEthan May 12, 2021
Get the Virgin Diseasemug. Fictional disease for when you get burned out from drafting too much and you don’t want to draft anymore. For some it can be cured, but for others it is permanent and they need to leave CAD Drafting.
by maxxica January 24, 2022
Get the Drafter’s Diseasemug. by xXquickscopenoscopeprolegitXx December 2, 2010
Get the Rogersons Diseasemug. 
Get the Tractor Diseasemug. A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.
by She's great:) May 13, 2021
Get the Emma diseasemug.