What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!
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Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
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Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
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Get the suck a dick bitch mug.an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)
1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"
by Brad Sackmann March 7, 2008
Get the suck-a-dick mug.When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".
Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
by TV CAR March 6, 2010
Get the Suck a dick mug.A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.
Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
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