Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
by Shockererer November 08, 2016
smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese
hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?
well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily
well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily
by WarthogGoddess January 05, 2021
Diaper Kid enjoys wearing diapers. It gives him the freedom of pooping and peeing whenever the mood implies it. We love diaper kid.
Example 1:
Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*
Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*
by poopingchicken191 January 07, 2021
When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.
First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:
VC:
First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out
VC:
VC:
First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out
by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022
by pool girls December 12, 2010
An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.
by Silicon Quick2 June 15, 2018
When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
by DiaperPie July 17, 2019