Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.

Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.

by Shockererer November 7, 2016

Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

by GalNasty February 2, 2014

diaper dipstick

When you stick your finger in your kids diaper to see if they have pooped.

Has Billy pooped yet?
Not sure. I'll diaper dipstick him. Yes, he pooped.

by Noisy Potato May 31, 2021

diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.

First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out

by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

Piper the diaper

My sleep paralysis demon

Please go away piper the diaper

by Strange death January 30, 2021

Shitty Diaper

A sketchy situation, to be sketched out.

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.

by JaySteeze January 12, 2015