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Newark, DE

(Home to the University of Delaware and the trashiest townies you will ever meet.) Can best be described as "A DRINKING TOWN WITH A COLLEGE PROBLEM"
Quite possibly the only college town where the townies behave worse than the students.
by LP April 8, 2005
mugGet the Newark, DEmug.

Des Moines

Background info on the areas;
Westside- mostly rich people, bitchiness awaits as you journey to the "westside" of dmi. The really nice mall, Jordan Creek is located there and around that area good luck crossing the street, cars don't stop for anyone. Also most of the country clubs are located there and many resturaunts, typically chain resturaunts. Red Robin, Mimi's Cafe, PF Changs, Bravo, Joes Crab Shack, etc.

Southside-History here goes way back! Mostly made up of Italian descent, you will find the best Italian food in DMI here, FYI. It's typically safe and quiet.

Eastside-The great Iowa State Fair is located here and it's basically the highlight of Eastersiders year, you can park in their yards and they keep the cash..typically $10 per car. Generally safe, but it sometimes gets a very bad stench because of the meat packing plants nearby.

Northside-Not too familar with the northside of DMI, except that they have an awesome haunted house in an old grocery store and Smokey D's is the BEST BBQ in town!

BTW WE AREN'T ALL FARMERS HERE!
Frankie: Man this fair has the best food!
Dino: Yeah, dude I know, thats Des Moines for ya!
by greenorchids32 July 28, 2011
mugGet the Des Moinesmug.

De Way

Something that the Ugandan Knuckles will ask if you know or they will tell you.
It is an abbreviation of 'The way of the Ugandan Warriors
by Boythunder2005 January 22, 2018
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de-balled

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.
matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin
by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006
mugGet the de-balledmug.

de-arrest

1) When a bunch of LARPERS try to prevent the law enforcement officers from doing their jobs.

2) When bystanders try to prevent an arrest by physically intervening.
Man its really stupid how those ANTIFA fucks try to de-arrest their comrades.

De-arrests almost never work and almost always cause more people to be arrested.
by Half-Italian Engineer August 1, 2020
mugGet the de-arrestmug.

de-bitchitize

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.
James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?
by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010
mugGet the de-bitchitizemug.

de-erect

The act of making an erect penis flaccid or even go inwards, mostly by showing shocking, gross and/or gory pictures or vidoes. This is called the psychic de-erection. A psychic de-erection can actually be caused by basically anything as long as the person looses his erection from the picture, sound, thought, or non-physical influence.

De-erecting a penis can also be performed physically by smacking the gland hard with the palm of ones hand. A myth shown in movies says that this act is usually done by smoking hot nurses. Though, it is usually done by either a man or a fatty nurse named Ursula.

Another myth says that a physical de-erection is very painful, and that is indeed true.
Oh my god, last night Brad showed me this video called "2 guys 1 horse." My penis totally de-erected!

That fat chick last night totally gave me a de-erection!

"Did you hear that Simon went to the doctor last night?", Said Rick. Jane looked shocked. "How come?", she said. "He just got a de-erection, no big deal"
by The Crazy Madman November 1, 2011
mugGet the de-erectmug.

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